Wednesday 18 July 2012

MAGIC MIKE



Vinny says: So whilst there is not much on currently, it being the Dark Knight Rises week, the trailers for Magic Mike convinced me that I had to see this film about....male strippers. Yes really. Having seen Channing Tatum give an impressive performance in 21 Jump Street, it appears he is actually quite funny. Throw in Alex Pettyfer (of Stormrider fame) and I was convinced. Basic synopsis is Mike (Tatum) introduces Adam or 'The Kid' (Pettyfer) to the debauched world of stripping. That is literally the plot.

The first 3/4 of the film were enjoyable, lots of good dance routines and men with no tops on. However when it all started to go downhill for the roguish strippers, I began to wish they had just left it as frivolous bit of stripping froth. The 'bad' side of stripping didn't really hit the mark, just featured some drug taking and vomit. Plus I found it hard to empathize with Mike in his dream to one day stop stripping and design future out of bits of junk, it's hardly heart-wrenching stuff. When compared to another stripping film I really like - The Full Monty, which dealt with poverty, unemployment, depression and provided a believable picture of the dismal climate of Thatcherite England, Magic Mike seemed shallow and juvenile in comparison. Which I suppose could sum up the whole film. However I still would rather watch The Full Monty any-day, even though the men in the film are nowhere near as physically attractive, as it is simply a much better film. Plus the soundtrack for The Full Monty is insanely good, think Wilson Pickett and Donna Summer. 

That isn't to say that I didn't enjoy two hours of mindless gawping at men's abs during Magic Mike. Matthew McConaughey gave an excellent performance as the egotistical and extremely tanned 'Dallas', basically manager of the strippers and King Stripper himself. Watching him parade around in snakeskin flares and no top for the majority of the film whilst teaching the young recruit 'The Kid' how to dance in front of the mirror 'like he was going to fuck it' was highly amusing. This is the perfect film for a ladies night, providing amusement, entertainment and men gyrating in G Strings. However don't go expecting anything meaningful, I would describe Magic Mike as the female equivalent of those lad comedies featuring semi naked women, eg Old School, American Pie, Megan Fox in Transformers, something men like to drool at, but are hardly cinematic masterpieces. At least the shoe was on the proverbial other foot for once, after the deluge of films centered around pleasing their male audiences, to see some men being objectified was refreshing. 

Ladies - treat yourselves.


Warning: For all those prudes or individuals considering taking your grandma/boyfriend/younger pals, there is a penis shot early on in the film.




Sunday 27 May 2012

AMERICAN REUNION






FROM IMOGEN: I’ve never seen an American pie film. Not out of pretentious snobbery. Instead I had a closeted youth free of such vile, crude, populist, lowest-common-denominator jokes.

No really, I somehow just missed the boat. However, this Saturday I decided to end this spell of bad luck. I was going to immerse myself in American Pie and the viewing conditions had to be optimum.
I wanted an out-of-town leisure complex pretending to be American. The sort with a Pizza Hut, Bowlplex, Chiquitos with the chipper Mexican music drifting out the door and the golden arches of McDonalds announcing your imminent arrival from the motorway. A place so successful at emulating the birthplace of the $955 million film franchise, the real-life American I went with felt he was home - that guy sat two seats down could well be Stifler. The only thing testifying otherwise were the Bristolian accents of the ushers.

There’s not much point in going into plot, its pretty simple. One friend asked me if I missed all the in-jokes. Well, I can’t answer that as I don’t know the in-jokes so who knows if I missed them- a catch 22 situation. Yet really it didn’t seem to matter. I went for the cinema experience: the big screen, Hollywood voiceover, the sound of someone cramming popcorn in (and around) their mouth, and, despite Orange’s best attempts, a phone going off followed by a scrabble in a bag and a really-loud-but-still-whispered ‘fuck’.

My tagline of ‘I don’t care what’s on, I’ll come with you, I just LOVE the cinema’ has been dangerous at times. I sat through Wolverine without watching any X-men before. I’ve even watched Hall Pass. American Reunion was more entertaining than the former (which, however, is very unintentionally funny), and less gross-out than the latter (the words ‘too far’ come to mind).

Psychology says laughing releases endorphins etc. etc. As Vinny is a psychologist (-cum-blogger obviously) this is an informed opinion. I’d gone into the cinema feeling a little under the weather, I left the cinema with a beatific Hollywood smile. Siegfried Kracauer damned 1920s Berlin picture houses as ‘palaces of distraction’. Is this Vue Longwell Green’s new tagline? I admit, I was not edified in any way, but it sure was fun.

Friday 18 May 2012

O U T D O O R S C R E E N I N G S



VINNY SAYS: I know this blog is meant to be for film reviews, but I am getting really excited about all the great summer screenings, there are SO many to choose from. 


-Somerset House Film4 are showing three premieres this year of On the Road, The Watch and Lawless. I personally am going for crime drama Lawless with screenplay by Nick Cave (yes of the bad seeds) and features Gary Oldman. Not to mention Enter the Void. and Pretty in Pink. I think I may just spend my summer there.


-Dalston Midnight Screenings are showing some alt classics like Lost in Translation and American Graffiti (where apparently they will have waitresses on rollerskates, totes amaze)on a roof. Pretty amazing. Bet it'll be FULL of hipsters.


-The Nomad Cinema is the one I am most excited about AND isn't till end of summer when everyone is needing something fun to do before the dreaded end of summer gloom. They are showing at a range of venues including showing The Shining in Brompton Cemetery. I'm going to go scare myself silly.


http://thelexicinema.co.uk/special-events/nomad-roaming-pop-up-cinema/


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Thursday 17 May 2012

OH MY GOD NEW BATMAN



Vinny says: I cannot wait until the 20th of July for Dark Knight Rises to hit my eyes in all it's glory. Christopher Nolan is a genius.

MARVEL AVENGERS ASSEMBLE



VINNY SAYS : So I tried to go see Marvel Avengers Assemble, aka The Avengers last weekend. I forgot it was bank holiday monday so was pipped to the post by a load of savvy fourteen year olds. This weekend I booked and boy am I glad I did. Every now and again a really great blockbuster comes along and this is one of them, although not quite up there with Dark Knight. Basic plot is Loki, who is Thor's brother, comes from out of space somewhere (can't remember exact details but he's the bad guy) and is going to open a time portal which means a load more bad guys will come to try and take over Earth. 


So to thwart him they call on THE AVENGERS - Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, The Black Widow and The Hulk (and Hawkeye), who are overseen by Samuel L Jackson with an eyepatch. So basically you get an action film x 5 with the line up, excellent value for money. Plus it's directed by Joss Whedon (Buffy, Cabin in the Woods) who is doing pretty well at the moment. The lines are genuinely funny and not too cheesy, and the characters all bring something different to the movie. Plus the jokes about the courageous, nationalistic, albeit slightly naive, Captain America not being up to date with the 21st century are pretty great, 'There is only one God, and I don't think he dresses like that'. Iron Man is played by Robert Downey Jnr, who does sarcastic, snipey and self assured to a T. Loki was a great character as well, somewhere between Hannibal Lecteur and Severus Snape, think greasy and pale and BAD. HE uses some pretty old school (Q***) swearing too which I had to google.


By the end I was so into the film, I felt like I had become American I was so full of team spirit, it was super. I enjoyed every minute and felt happy for days afterwards. Made me wish I was in a super hero gang. Sometimes it's fun to go and watch something which doesn't require much brain power but isn't completely moronic (Ghost Rider). I would really recommend it for some casual, fun loving popcorn viewing. Anyways I'm off to watch all the individual films now, Hulk first. 

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Wednesday 8 February 2012

CRAZY STUPID LOVE




IMOGEN SAYS: 

crazy stupid suggestion that changing your new balance for tan loafers would improve your sex life. crazy stupid amount of fit women in one bar. crazy stupid portrayal of women ie. why were said fit women so desperate. crazy stupid incident involving a 17 year old babysitter giving a 13 year old boy a nude photograph of herself. crazy stupid lack of ryan.

crazy stupid vinny for paying £7.50.

STARZ: 2


VINNY SAYS:


This was a crazy stupid film. I cannot believe I ended up paying £7.50 to rent this film off both itunes and film4. I could have gone to the cinema and seen something much better. Even Ryan Gosling couldn't really save this film as he wasnt on screen for long enough and when he was he looked like a mafia member featuring slicked back hair and a gold ring. The other massive problem I had with the film was it's ridiculous portrayal of women as disposable, with Ryan Gosling's slick character suggests all women can be talked into bed by enough compliments and ordering around with some dirty dancing references thrown in. Another plot curveball was the weird and slightly disturbing love triangle between a 13 year old,17 year old and the son's dad, culminating in some inappropriate photographs of the 17 year old being passed around. Is that not illegal.

Finally it was pretty boring, I laughed in a few places, but not really worth watching. I usually quite like Emma Stone (Easy A, Superbad) but even she couldn't save it. At least now we know Steve Carrell can do slightly better than 'I love lamp' (Anchorman), but only slightly. I would recommend 10 Things I Hate About You instead if you want a good rom com.

STARZ: 1/5

TYRANNOSAUR




VINNY SAYS:


This 2011 Film4 drama was written and directed by actor Paddy Considine, who is renowned for his portrayal of dark, complicated characters, and collaborated with Shane Meadow's for his hit This is England, which was pretty bleak. Therefore I wasn't expecting the cheeriest of films, especially with the ominous title 'Tyrannosaur', but his track record suggested he was a pretty experienced director. Oh a little known fact, he wrote the video for the Arctic Monkeys 'Leave Before the Lights Come On'. Anyways back to the review.

Regarding bleak characters and plot, the film did not disappoint. I warn you now if you cannot handle scenes of domestic violence, animal abuse and general misery, then give this one a miss.

However if you can bear some of the more hard-hitting scenes, I would highly recommend this film. As a directorial debut for a feature film, Paddy Considine did VERY well. The script is so realistic it almost made me think he was drawing on some of the themes from real life situations, in that I completely believed in the characters and their world. Indeed the council estate setting matched where Considine is said to have grown up, perhaps why the script felt so true.

Showcasing Olivia Coleman (who plays Sophie in Peep Show) in an incredible performance as Hannah, a Christian woman who works in a charity shop, alongside Joseph, a man with anger problems and a drinking problem. Joseph is played by Peter Mullan, who I was also really impressed by in Trainspotting (he plays Mother Superior) and a little known Film4 flick called My Friend Joe. The two characters work so well together on screen, both unhappy but finding solace in each others company. Both Coleman and Mullan received a load of praise from critics and won awards at Sundance, just in case you don't trust my judgement.

What I thought made the film stand out was the idea that the characters are not as black and white, good and bad, as they originally seem, with the 'good' Hannah having a violent and abusive husband in their 'cosy home', and  'bad' Joseph caring greatly for his neighbours son. The film explores how what appear to be ordinary people can instead act aggressively and violent if they encounter enough adversity, without leaving the characters as stereotypical 'bad people'.  It will change your conceptions of wrong and right, and made me think twice about the type of people I encounter who I would immediately (and probably incorrectly) classify as either yobs with anger problems or a bit mad. As a general rule of thumb I believe that any film that makes you rethink or examine the world around you is a worthwhile film.

STARZ: 4/5

IMOGEN SAYS:


what, its not like jurassic park? land before time?

THE DESCENDANTS

VINNY SAYS:



Having grown up watching George Clooney play charming characters to be swooned at by older ladies (Ocean's Eleven, those coffee adverts, ER), I always thought he was a bit of a frothy actor (perhaps like his coffee ads LOL). However I now take that back as his performance in The Descendants proved that he can do more impressive and deeper characters than I had originally thought. I also was a bit dubious as the director Alexander Payne made Sideways and About Schmidt, neither of which I particularly liked. BUT I would now fully recommend going to see this film.

       The idea behind the film, which they pretty much outline in the trailer in the 'Everyone thinks everything is so great in Hawaii but it's not etc', I thought was pretty original and something I can relate to. I spend most of the time thinking that every other country is somehow better than ours and nothing bad would ever happen there (countries I believe this about include France, Barbados, St Lucia, New Zealand and Australia). So it was interesting and probably timely to consider that maybe life isn't a perfect utopia in another country that isn't the U.K.

       The sad subject matter, the protagonist's wife is in a coma, juxtaposed against the beautiful backdrop of Hawaii, people wearing Hawaiian shirts and idyllic ukulele songs proved to make the events more moving as they unfolded throughout the film, yet somehow the film didn't end up being too cheesy. I also thought although Clooney has been nominated for an Oscar, the actress, Shailene Woodley, who played his daughter was much more interesting to watch and gave a pretty good portrayal of the classic rebellious teen. Although she does look a lot like Tulisa from X Factor which is kind of unnerving.

I thought the film dealt with the complex relationships within a family dealing with death realistically, and was a good mix of sad and funny, with some laugh out loud moments.  Although it's not life changing, I enjoyed watching it and came out feeling somewhere between sad and happy, in a good way.


STARZ: 3/5

Wednesday 1 February 2012

SHAME






VINNY SAYS:

Having seen Steve McQueen’s previous work with Michael Fassbender, Hunger; I was expecting good, if slightly uncomfortable, things from Shame. Shame did not disappoint and was thought provoking, sad, uncomfortable, yet one of the best films I have seen for a long time

Michael Fassbender gave a riveting performance as Brandon, a lonely sex addict in New York City. Being a personal prude I was slightly apprehensive about seeing a film all about sex, however I managed to sit through the explicit scenes whilst only hiding behind my hands a few times. Said scenes I found the most uncomfortable parts of the film, showing how the protagonist managed to completely annihilate himself through pornographic self degradation.

Shame offers an interesting (and possible truthful) view of sex, in opposition to a large selection of Hollywood blockbusters, where the male ‘hero’ is often portrayed a lothario who is able to sleep with many women, raising him in status and viewing sex on a more casual basis. This film however seeks to explore how sex can although be seen not only as a physical pleasure, but also as an escape for more internal and complex issues through an assault on the flesh. The climatic montage of degrading sex acts nearing the end of the film removes any ideas surrounding the lightness of casual sex, instead leading the viewer to question why Brandon is putting himself through such brutality.

I really enjoyed the way the film looked and the small details that McQueen used to convey the emptiness of Brandon’s life. Details like the sterile atmosphere of his apartment and lack of furnishings added to the confinement of Brandon’s addiction and demonstrated how lonely he felt. The continual drinking of red bull and eating of leftovers by the character added to this empty and oppressive character, with no pleasure or comfort experienced apart from the impersonal sex acts that Brandon takes part in.

McQueen also used his well known, close up long shots of faces and landscapes to great affect, the most moving being the shot of Brandon’s sister (played by Carey Mulligan) singing New York New York. This stylistic approach to film making was what enamoured me to Hunger (and won McQueen the Camera d’Or for a first time director at Cannes) and worked again with Shame. McQueen’s artistic background (he won the Turner Prize in 1999) was definitely used to his advantage, with his unflinching camera shots enhancing the voyeuristic tone used throughout the film.
The film appears to leave its opinion of sex addiction ambivalent, only making a slight reference to a chequered childhood, which could have contributed to Brandon’s condition. I thought this lack of judgment was a bold move, leaving the audience to ponder the causes of sex addiction, and more interesting than other films which try to excuse or sugar coat their protagonist’s actions in order to endear them to the audience.

I was very impressed by Shame, and although felt slightly empty afterwards and in need of a stiff drink. Although the content and message of the film is harsh, unforgiving and shocking, it was well worth seeing and will stay with you for days. However I would advise that you do not see this film with a family member, member of the opposite sex or someone who are not that well acquainted with, as all will undoubtedly lead to awkwardness during a large proportion of the film. 

IMOGEN SAYS:

We staggered out of the cinema totally zoned out. It wasn’t just the sun-spots-rub-your-eyes disorientation from leaving the blanketed darkness of the auditorium and emerging when its still light out. Shame offers no resolution to the viewer, no tangible insights to hold on to for comfort as the camera takes you deeper, darker into the messy reality that the gloss of porn does well to cloak. This irresolution is of course necessary: addictions aren’t particularly presupposed to neat wrap-ups. Sex addiction is often commented upon with apostrophes either side as if it is one of those exclusive celebrity neuroses or an affliction only to be found in the ‘real life’ columns of Glamour and Company, managed by a brief spell in the Arizona desert. 

I spoke to my Mum on the phone before I left for the cinema. When I told her what I was going to see her response was ‘I hear it’s a little pornographic…’ - cue awkward silence. Yet, surprisingly the porn content was less than one might expect. Sure, the audience would likely leave shell-shocked if they sat through two hours of hardcore porn flashing up on the screen but it would be too obvious and also unhelpful to producing any kind of nuanced understanding or empathy of the problem. This empathy is, however, tested as the viewer is made to feel increasingly disconcerted: the opening scenes with the prostitute belong to Pretty Women territory by the time the film nears its climax with the graphic scenes in the brothel and the threesome.  Brendan’s addiction is all-consuming, he desperately clears his apartment crammed full of magazines and videos, the effluvia of his obsession almost suffocating. Sex is not pretty and far from loving in this light; its brutal, animal, shoved up to the lens like the figures having anal against the apartment window glass. If there’s a difference in the terminology of sex from making love to fucking, this is definitely the latter. Clearly the soft-focus lens was missing on this set. 

However, this is not to say McQueen has imposed a judgmental gaze. The film is morally ambiguous, it is not declaring Brendan’s activities as reprehensible yet neither do they seem desirable. Cissy tells him, “We’re not bad people, we’ve just come from a bad place”. This made me think of Freud and his theories on repression, how the repressed will out but in a distorted way. I wonder if McQueen is showing the damage done by the condemnation of sex, how its pushed to the margins way underground, and that ultimately these attempts to neatly contain it are futile, it just seeps out anyway, only worse and damaging. 

To label it a film about sex addiction is too narrow, instead it seems to me to be a film about human relationships or rather relationships with varying degrees of humanity about them. A small token of hope is offered in the last minutes, as Brendan strokes his fingers over the scars of Cissy’s mutilated wrists, one wonders if here is evidence of real contact: from flesh to human.

Tuesday 24 January 2012

OPENING CREDITS


We feel its important for you readers to understand us writers, otherwise how will you know to trust our opinion as balanced, informed, wise, intelligent, genius even. For example, imagine if it turned out that Adam Sandler was our dream movie husband, that would be grave news. Therefore we have decided to give you a movie-inspired lowdown of our lives:

IMOGEN

My movie husband:

This decision was particularly angst-inducing. Do I stick with my childhood love for Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands (framed picture on my bedside table aged 5)? Do I marry Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You- as Kat says “I love you, I need you, oh baby oh baby”? Eventually, I’ve walked up the aisle with Ryan in Blue Valentine. I feel he will really appreciate such a prestigious prize, he often gets overlooked. My reasoning: he is the kindest man on celluloid wearing plaid shirts and leather jackets, who plays the ukulele, and loves dogs. Watching him walk down that road in the closing credits was almost too much to bear.



My film best friend:

Well again it wasn’t easy to narrow it down to one person. I want a gang: Ducky (Pretty in Pink), E.T., Madonna (Desperately Seeking Susan), Bill and Ted (Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure), Grosie Josie (Never Been Kissed), Bliss and/ or Juno (Whip It/Juno- basically Ellen Page). However, if I had two necklaces, each one with a pendant of a jagged half of a heart with BEST FRIEND etched deep into the surface, then I would have to give it to Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 1 & 2. He’s mighty clever (he captured two criminals who have evaded the cops not once but twice), funny (I am referring to pretty much any moment in the film but comic heights are reached in the Plaza hotel in Home Alone 2), angsty (he could do with a good friend, his parents blame him because he’s the youngest child, Buzz is awful and his cousin drinks Pepsi so he wets the bed), and importantly, Kevin is very trustworthy with strong morals (for example, when helping Mr Duncan of Duncan’s Toys or the Pigeon Lady from Central Park).



My favourite film soundtrack:

Once I accidentally ordered the soundtrack for A Knight’s Tale rather than the DVD. This actually turned out to be a happy surprise bringing me right back to the dance to David Bowie’s Golden Years. However, its got Robbie Williams on it thus disqualifying it from making the countdown. Madonna was in her heyday in the 80’s and Desperately Seeking Susan is exemplary. Everyone has a cool quota and Madonna maxxed hers out in that decade (Into the Groove, Like A Virgin, Papa Don’t Preach, Holiday, Material Girl etc etc). The best thing about 500 Days of Summer is the soundtrack. High notes include Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want by The Smiths, Bad Kids by Black Lips and best of all You Make My Dreams by Hall & Oates.  Sadly they also included some saccharine twee covers. So therefore, my favourite is the soundtrack for Harold and Maude. It is entirely composed of songs by Cat Stevens, the wisest singer there is. Every song is like a lesson, in a good sense. If you Want to Sing Out, Sing Out is simple but beautiful.



If I was in Sex and the City who would I be?:

Just kidding

Favourite Film of 2011:

Another Earth. My writing can’t do justice to how much I loved this film. It was unfathomably good.



VINNY

Film husband: When I was 16 I was obsessed with Jake Gyllenhaal in Donnie Darko, he was my ideal man. Brooding, seriously fit and accompanied by a Echo and the Bunnymen soundtrack. However now I am an elderly 21 year old, I feel it is inappropriate so be mooning after adolescent males.


In saying this my next choice is Leonardo DiCaprio as Romeo in Baz Luhrman’s Romeo + Juliet who is also quite young. Also a brooding male, accompanied by Radiohead’s Talk Show Host and smokes. I think it’s not only his ridiculously beautiful face but also his near insane, all consuming love for Juliet that makes him my film husband. Plus I just Wikipedied Leo and he was 22 when they made Romeo + Juliet so I don’t feel like such a pervert anymore. 



Film soundtrack: The Royal Tenenbaums. Lots of Velvet Underground and Nico, the most uplifting track by Paul Simon ‘Me and Julio Down By the School Yard’ and Bob Dylan. Captures the undulations of family life pretty well, and creates leaves you feeling content by the end of the wild. Plus they have new recording of classic tracks by the Mutato Muziko Orchestra, for example ‘Hey Jude’ which are really amazing. However High Fidelity comes in a close second, with similar music from the 60-70, again featuring the Velvet Underground. I think I just really like the Velvet Underground. 



Funny: In the Loop. Although I don’t really understand that much about politics, despite sharing a room with a dedicated socialist at University, I still find this film funny every time. I love the derisive British humour regarding American politicians, makes me feel strangely proud of our country. Armando Ianucci is a genius. Or to chose a lower calibre film, Mean Girls. I love Gretchen Wieners.



Sad: I came pretty close to crying in Harry Potter when Dobby died but managed to restrain myself (I was with my parents on a Saturday night). Requiem for a dream made me feel pretty miserable too in a different way, more that I wanted to lie down in a darkened room for a long time. I guess that was to be expected as it was a film about heroin addiction which ends leaving you feeling like there is no hope for humanity.



Worst: I have never actually seen Marley and Me but I don’t like dogs, or silly films made only to gross at the box office. So maybe that would be the worst film. However if it was a film I have actually seen then possibly Valentine’s Day (racist, offensively poor script and again, solely for making money), Twilight : Breaking Dawn Part 1 (I feel asleep) or Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus.

The latter I started watching as a joke around 1am on some unknown channel, but it was literally awful. They used the same clip of a squid attacking a boat about five times to signify the impending peril of the submarine crew at the hands of the Giant Octopus, whilst Mega Shark flew out of the sea and destroyed what looked like a Boeing 747. There is just no way a shark, be it ‘Mega’ could jump that high.

Favourite Harry Potter film: Prisoner of Azkaban. I like the film because

  1. It doesn’t feature Voldemort too much, as by the third film the old ‘Here Comes Voldemort Script’ needed a night off and you get to learn more about Harry’s parents.
  2. It does feature Gary Oldman, who is amazing as Sirius and actually quite scared me the first time I saw it
  3. It is hilarious. The gags between Ron, Harry and Hermione are so great in places. Old HP jokes are so much better than later ones as they are kinda immature and remind me of being a young, carefree, HP loving kid.